There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.

I'd never just want to do what everybody else did. I'd be contributing to the sameness of everything.

Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.

I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it.

I like the blues..... but I like aqua marine just as much.

Art is rearranging and grouping mistakes.

I don't like getting out when I could be painting. And when I'm painting, I don't want anybody else around.

Look for the person everyone hates, and love them.

We need a Congress that understands the sanctity of life, the sanctity of traditional values, the sanctity of traditional marriage.

As soon as man enters into a state of society he loses the sense of his weakness; equality ceases, and then commences the state of war.

The oil acts like a cleanser. When you put it in your mouth and work it around your teeth and gums it 'pulls' out bacteria and other debris.

I'm an entertainer in the military-entertainment complex.

Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.

Critics are usually kinder to cheaper movies than to those they perceive to be big Hollywood releases. They cut you a lot more slack if you spend less money, which makes no sense.

No one can hate you with more intensity than someone who used to love you.

Since the Gulf War, since the new World Order, America is now the number one arms dealer in the world.

The crime novel has always been my favourite genre.