There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

We have to do it for my mum's sake. Because I'm hoping that the last sorry will be to her.

There is hope for survival of life.

Gravity hurts

Someday change will be accepted as life itself.

When one looks back over human existence however, it is very evident that all culture has developed through an initial resistance against adaptation to the reality in which man finds himself.

When the camera comes on, I am not Hayden any more, I am Lizzie!

I think my mom and dad knew from the very beginning that I was destined to go into public service.

True and great love springs out of great knowledge, and where you know little you can love but little or not at all.

One advantage of a solar collector in space: It would be some kind of origami thing that would unfold and be relatively light because it doesn't have gravity to deal with.

There is a Law of Gratitude, and it is absolutely necessary that you should observe the law if you are to get the results you seek.