There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Let us measure time not by moments but by memories.

War or violence never can destroy enemies, only forgiveness can do that.

Goodness knows the Republican electorate is a pretty narrow slice of the population.

We took a straight course up the great snow ridge.

Once you begin to explain or excuse all events on racial grounds, you begin to indulge in the perilous mythology of race.

I grew up rock climbing.

I love talking about myself.

You do this because you like it, you think what you're making is beautiful. And if you think it's beautiful, maybe they think it's beautiful.

There are two things that are hard to hit and see. That's a spooky ghost and Muhammad Ali.

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher.