There are only two roles of destiny

The PC principle is to always treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers.

Signs don’t shout

Throughout time, we, as cats, have been worshipped by lower beings such as humans. Nothing has changed.

Earned money brings you security, borrowed money gets you slavery.

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

They smile in my face, behind my back they talk trash, Mad and stuff because they don't have cash.

No act is of itself either good or bad. Only its place in the order of things makes it good or bad.

I go to Paris, I go to London, I go to Rome, and I always say, 'There's no place like New York. It's the most exciting city in the world now. That's the way it is. That's it.'

To me good storytelling is about journeys. It's about people's journeys, people's discoveries and how they deal with those discoveries; circumstances that put people in different situations.

You will do very well to refuse offices; for a man seldom fails to give offense in them. It ought to weary you simply to hear them mentioned.