There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Worry only wears the body, soul and the spirit.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52 even if that makes my sons illegitimate.

The moment of change is the only poem.

You can display no greater wisdom than by resisting proposals for needless legislation. It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones.

I live in a queendom, ruled by a womb-iverse.

Midnight,--strange mystic hour,--when the veil between the frail present and the eternal future grows thin.

I love comedy, I love drama, and I love telling good stories.

Your life is a mirror. Life gives us not what we want. Life gives us who we are

Communication without a purpose is artistic masturbation.

The delivery and presentation media are important, and each format has its advantages and disadvantages, but ultimately I just want to read what I want to read, when and where I want.