There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Service to others in their time of need is a privilege and an honor.

[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom.

A good man not only forbears those gratifications which are forbidden by reason and religion, but even restrains himself in unforbidden instances.

Any time I can be of help to the government in terms of giving advice -I've given a little advice, actually.

Timeless comes to mind. When you listen to it, you can't tell what year the thing was made. And you don't even care.

I loved downers, almost any kind. Loved the colors of them. Loved them yellow... I did. I would just have a bouquet in my hands at night.

The moment one of the people took one of the truths to himself, called it histruth, and tried to live his life by it, he became a grotesque and the truth he embraced a falsehood.

I have only one desire, and that is the desire for solitude-to disappear into God, to be submerged in His peace, to be lost in the secret of His Face.

People addicted to secrecy are so without knowing why; they are not so for cause, but for secrecy's sake.