There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

Marquez was not born in Colombia.He was born in Macondo, And his Macondo is his La Mancha.

The problem isn't that people don't understand how good things are. It's that they know, from personal experience, that things really aren't that good.

Crime does not pay as well as politics.

In God's economy, nothing is wasted. Through failure, we learn a lesson in humility which is probably needed, painful though it is.

Let the kite perch and let the eagle perch too – If one says no to the other, let his wing break.

Your heart knows the truth of openness and suffers the tense lie of your closure.

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

As a strong woman, there are things I would never put up with.

Emotions talked to you before you had words, so listen to them ... they are often more honest than the mind's remarkable ability to self deceive.