There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

I am afraid a monster is grown that will devour all of us. Yet we must fight him.

She closed her eyes and let the rain fall on her face, and after another second, I could not have said what were raindrops, and what tears.

I been to many malls from state to state,But I've never been in, say, one this great.I hate to say, about the other shopping centers that's left,But the Albee Square Mall is the doo-doo-def!

Let Allah will deal with the people who wronged you in this life, because too much hate will eventually consume you to

How can we expect another to keep our secret if we have been unable to keep it ourselves?

Kundalini is the life force. It is given different names. They call it prana. They divide it into different segments, the apana and the samana; sometimes it's called shakti. Nice names, it is energy.

I don't want to limit myself as an artist and only do a certain sound.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

The difference in the education of men and women must give the former great advantages over the latter, even where geniuses are equal.

People are responsible for their opinions, but Providence is responsible for their morals.