There are really only two positions one can take toward anything in life: hope or fear. Hope strengthens, fear kills.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

They didn't understand what they were doing.I'm afraid that will be on the tombstone of the human race.

My eyes have always been advertisements for an early death.

It's as if there is infinity between our lips and we will never actually touch. Like math, where dividing by half can last for eternity.

And make each day a critic on the last.

The middle age of buggers is not to be contemplated without horror.

Human beings are prone to believe the things they wish were true.

Music for me has always been something that is directly connected to my heart.

If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don’t believe in it.

I did. I still do. It's kind of grown to a "Ren and Stimpy" kind of lab, which is fun.

This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one.