There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

For your full deliverance from your yesterday and your past, God gave you a new field of activity —your calling, so that you can start working according to His plan

i wonder what would happen if I started to believe it could be a possibility rather than blocking my focus by living in fear?

I'm interested in current affairs and social policy as a whole, but I don't watch politics for sport.

Each person has a literature inside them.

How difficult it is to get men to believe that any other man can or does act from disinterestedness!

I'm so focused on doing a great job as President.

Shots came, I don't know where they was sent from. Probably some bad hoes I'm bouta take the hint from

What you stand for is more important than what you stand in.

an autobiography held out the promise of hearing truths that only friends confess to one another but are knowledge you need to live.

I support all Australian films.