There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Sometimes you have to look past a person’s mistakes to see God’s presence.

Wake up call may be a disastrous failure, if it results in a life change, the failure is worth the suffering

Writing is my passion, not my job. I need to write as much as I need to breathe, if not more.

The greatest prison where most people live is the fear of what other people think and say

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

When people love and recite the Rosary they find it makes them better.

Decide exactly what you want and resolve to persist, no matter what, until you achieve it.

There is a lot of advice on baby feeding, but almost nothing on how to help crying babies.

When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how's that going to create one job?

Just celebrate the life you had, not the life you could've had.