There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure

Coaching takes patience. I'm more enthused when teaching players who want it versus when I have to.

Man gives you the award but God gives you the reward.

In fact, I think that's my favorite word and the most important word when it comes to relationships: equality.

All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

Don't care what people say. Don't give a damn about their laws.

Bless my soul,” whispered the old bartender, “Harry Potter . . . what an honor.

I knew that if I did not start chanting with people, that I would never be able to clean out the dark corners of my own heart. I knew it with every cell in my body and mind.

Words slip into a language the way white-green vines slide between slats in a fence.

If they're going to get policewomen to jump me... I wish they'd get sexier ones.