There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Every life will be better if God is at the center of it

Being glamorous is about strength and confidence. It's black and white - dramatic. You have to be strong.

I always work the same way, starting from the beginning of the weekend, so I know at the beginning of the race, from all that I have analysed during the practice, whether I will win the race or not.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

What I'm doing is going to do some good and we're going to change the world.

What are the implications of a China that may be on nuclear parity with the United States?

What I know bores me.

What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" said Snape softly. "Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade.

Let a fool be made serviceable according to his folly.

It is the task of a good man to help those in misfortune.