There are some places you love with your heart, and there are some places that you love with your mind- the places that you love with both are called 'libraries'

Every pain is a lesson.

The difference between a friend and an enemy is friendliness.

I never met a librarian worth his or her salt who didn't perceive my passion for books.

Should; shouldn't; ought; oughtn't—the enemies of contentment.

Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow.

Do you know what the difference is between Friendship and Love? Friendship is the photograph, Love is the oil painting.

Start with the difficult and when it gets easy, everything else is easier.

I believe the world of the spirit is in general greatly neglected and not at all served by the practice of faith as we know it, because religion isn't individual enough.

Marriage is the gold standard of all relationships. It's the currency by which everything is valued.

Never underestimate their intelligence, always underestimate their knowledge.

I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume.

Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.

We see what we see because we miss all the finer details.

Speak to Him often of your business, your plans, your troubles, your fears - of everything that concerns you.

He showed me how to get lost, and then I showed myself how to get found.

Founders: there is no shame in failing, take pride in that you have the guts to try something new.

Of course, the simple explanation of the fact is that marriage is the most important act of man's life in Europe or America, and that everything depends upon it.

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.

The farther one gets into the wilderness, the greater is the attraction of its lonely freedom.