There are some things you can't unsee, and there are some movies you can't get off IMDB no matter how hard you try.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

It was as if they wanted to take their older bodies and put their younger hearts inside.

It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.

I don't belong to anyone else but myself. I have to make my own decisions. Happiness is defined by me.

People's choice to become vegan, from people I've spoken to, seems motivated by fear.

The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships; it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.

That problem has been going on since men and women and their children moved from the plains and into caves. How many times have you heard Howard Cunningham talking to Marian about shopping? Too many.

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

The materials for poetry are all about you in profusion.

Nothing is so aggravating as calmness. There is something positively brutal about the good temper of most modern men.

Poverty and War have no excuse.