There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

Travel is a lot like love.

I think Fidel [Castro] has a stronger allergy to the market than his brother, but he is not getting in the way of what his brother is implementing.

While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would be prostitutional.

I went on countless auditions. I begged my parents until I finally was allowed to be in a theatrical play when I was 13. It was the most important thing in my life

The first tenet is that you should report corruption regardless of loyalty to incumbent or party.

Some so speak in exaggerations and superlatives that we need to make a large discount from their statements before we can come at their real meaning.

Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves, where manners ne'er were preached.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.