There are some women, we have to admit this, there's some women who support Hillary Clinton simply because they think it's great that a woman might be elected president for the first time.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

It is not badness, it is the absence of goodness, which, in Art as in Life, is so depressing.

When you make music, you're in really direct contact with your fans out there, so you hear all kinds of stories.

No, there's not much competition between puppeteers in general because everybody's working their own style.

Give me a used Bible and I will, I think, be able to tell you about a man by the places that are edged with the dirt of seeking fingers.

I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'

Who will ever give counsel, if the counsel be judged by the event, and if it be not found wise, shall therefore be thought wicked?

When you really know someone, you can't hate him.

God speaks as softly as he can and as loud as he has to.

I have let things slip, a thirty-year~old cargo boat Stubbornly hanging on to my name and address.