There are stories still in existence that I wrote when I was five. However, I did not get published until I was seven.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Invest like a bull, sit like a bear and watch like an eagle. (mantra for long term investing)

God gave you a gift of 86 400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you"?

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.

Life always has a bit of a challenge in front of you, and that's what makes you fight for it.

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

My fiery protest is simply the cry of my very soul.

A good meal must be as harmonious as a symphony and as well-constructed as a Norman cathedral.

Cheats, liars and criminals may resist every blandishment while respectable gentlemen have been moved to appalling treasons by watery cabbage in a departmental canteen.

Tell me that not everything I wrote was bad.

There are 2 rules in extreme snowriding: First, always follow your heart; second, never cry when it hurts.