There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Good...if you've done things you aren't proud of. It means you have a conscience.

Life is hard, Should you be too?

Things you Do to live a Happy life, shouldn't ruin others'.

The prompt assimilation of that intelligence will be essential if we are to avoid another September 11th.

The wind cannot overturn a mountain. Temptation cannot touch the man Who is awake, strong and humble, Who masters hiself and minds the law.

I have a job that requires me to be in the public eye in the way that makes me extra careful about sharing information.

The role of a leader is to serve his people. We absolutely must first serve the people who we want to lead. They must be able to rely on the leader as much as we hope to rely on them.

It gets tiresome being spoken to as if you are a child, even if you happen to be one.

I think it's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

It is in the intellectual and emotional response, the conscious and subconscious associations of the artist, that the potential power of painting lies.