There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

Caius was one of those who gloried in his ignorance, called his lack of letters purity, scorned any subtlety of thought or expression. A man for his time, indeed.

Anything I can do, you can do better. It is a matter of belief backed by desire.

You will serve. Either someone else's vision and purpose, or your own.

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.

The fascinating thing, is not to show the source of light, but the effect of light.

Send your life to a whole new level! Zip up the negative words and start speaking faith and victory into your future.

There is no way to work your way to God. There is no way to climb up to heaven. There is only one way, and that is through Christ.

Secrets are generally terrible. Beauty is not often hidden — only ugliness and deformity.

The worst thing that happens to people when they dress up and go to a party is that they leave their real selves at home.

Nationalism stems from catastrophes, whether they are caused by earthquakes or lost wars.