There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

Neatness begets order; but from order to taste there is the same difference as from taste to genius, or from love to friendship.

You may depend upon it that he is a good man whose intimate friends are all good, and whose enemies are decidedly bad.

The craftiest trickery are too short and ragged a cloak to cover a bad heart.

What knowledge is there of which man is capable that is not founded on the exterior,--the relation that exists between visible and invisible, the perceptible and the imperceptible?

You can depend on no man, on no friend, but him who can depend on himself.

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers.

Who makes quick use of the moment is a genius of prudence.

Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet.

Be certain that he who has betrayed thee once will betray thee again.

Sensibility is the power of woman.

We will join our palms together, fingers intertwined in each other, and look at the stars in the night sky!

Kids always think they're coming into a story at the beginning, when usually they're coming in at the end.

I need music. It's like my heartbeat, so to speak. It keeps me going no matter what's going on - bad games, press, whatever!

To feed ten mouths, she had to call on Mr. Welfare.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.

It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.

Have you ever considered what anxious thought, what consummate knowledge of human nature, what dearly-bought experiences go into the making of an advertisement?

I know that there's people that have expectations of me, and I'm a people pleaser, so I want them to be happy.