There are three dimensions of time, two of which contain happier days.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Where there is life, there is hope.

The former time is the time of gloom and darkness, but the later time is a time of the redemption and the mercy of God

If you study the writings of the mystics, you will always find things in them that appear to be paradoxes, as in Zen, particularly.

Write only of what is important and eternal.

Even if a government can be constitutional without being democratic, it cannot be democratic without being constitutional.

Erykah Badu projects don't even sound like Erykah Badu projects. I don't even have one album that sounds like another one of my albums.

Saying "I feel guilty" is a mere form of words. Saying "I feel ashamed" is not.

Today was tomorrow yesterday so don't inhale.

The disease of debt has reached the top. And once it reaches the top it has no-where else to go.

Actors and preachers are people who stand up on stage and have no problem talking and they have no problem saying, "Listen to me. Follow me. I know what I'm talking about."