There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.

You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.'

There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.

Going to the woods is going home.

When you say "I will do it", you will stretch your capabilities and achieve something extraordinary.

Scripture said that "pride goes before fall". Just let pride go alone. Don't go in its company, else fall pursues both of you!

I dont care who you are I know who I am

There's not protocol for falling in love with someone. There's no game plan to tell you when it's appropriate to do certain things, say other things.

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

I don't think most people know how to meditate - they fall asleep and they call it meditation.

According to the Office of Technology Assessment, 3 Minuteman missiles and 7 Poseidon missiles could destroy 73 percent of oil-refining capacity in the Soviet Union.

If you're on to something but you start repeating it, that's the end of your career.

People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.