There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

There was, I think, never any reason to believe in any innate superiority of the male, except his superior muscle.

When all else fails...be a rockstar

I'm a big comic book nerd so every time I'm in costume and see everyone in costume I'm just like "This is sick."

Thats the way it is with poetry: When it is incomprehensible it seems profound, and when you understand it, it is only ridiculous.

Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady's shorts.

Yeah, pretending to ride a horse is actually a lot harder than riding a horse.

You saw the traumas that people lived through, and wondered what it will take to move us as a human community, as humanity, to help in these dangerous situations.

Next time you're about to judge someone, attempt to understand them instead.

I have a very set routine. I work six days a week, but only half days. I work from 9 in the morning till 1 in the afternoon, without any interruptions, a fair slug.

That's part of the reason I called the album 'Shoot From The Hip.' I did feel it was time to open up more.