There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience.

If you don't like the way the Atlanta Braves are playing then you don't like baseball.

The greatest feeling in the world is to win a major league game. The second-greatest feeling is to lose a major league game.

What you have to remember is that baseball isn't a week or a month but a season - and a season is a long time.

Feeling is to lose a major league game.

You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.

It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder losing one.

Having Willie Stargell on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger.

I don't think a manager should be judged by whether he wins the pennant, but by whether he gets the most out of the twenty-five men he's been given.

One of the most important lessons we can glean from the environmental movement is to 'think globally and act locally.'

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

We need material development, but we need to understand that by itself it doesn't bring peace of mind.

There are some people who read too much: The bibliobibuli.

Government doesn't work. That's the first lesson we must learn if we want to improve society.

He's a smart guy, but I think I'm a genius.

Blair is regarded by most people in Britain as a smarmy git.

If your outer life is really a reflection of the quality of your inner life, then it's a brilliant move to spend at least an hour a day working on yourself.

I'd rather climb 14a and eat whatever I want than climb 14d and measure out my food.

Contrary to what we've been told, children can detect deceit in parents much easier than parents can detect deceit in children.