There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable.

There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.

More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.

Women never look so well as when one comes in wet and dirty from hunting.

Better be killed than frightened to death.

It ar'n't that I loves the fox less, but that I loves the 'ound more.

The horse loves the hound, and I loves both.

Life would be very pleasant if it were not for its enjoyments.

The only infallible rule we know is, that the man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.

The supply of good fellows is by no means in excess of the demand. A man has only to hoist the flag of hospitality to insure a very considerable amount of custom.

The country has its charms-cheapness for one.

Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.

He went through a non-existant gap.

There were no route maps posted on the walls, but a Wonderland-style sign commanding, 'If you know where you are, then please tell others.

The things that keep nagging at you are the ones worth exploring.

No one ever discovers the depths of his own loneliness.

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational.

brains last, beauty doesn't.

EVERYTHING in your life you have attracted .. accept that fact .. it's true.

I wanted to make Canadian films, and I ended up making American films.

No disrespect to Kyle Orton, who's been solid and stable for both the Broncos and the Bears, but I think the upside for Tim Tebow is greater right now.