There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Committee, n.: A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or 1, compromises to declare that they are to start from 0.5.

Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and think I'm really good looking. Then other times I think my body's all wrong.

The intrinsic and extrinsic heart is always at odds, so which heart is yours? For one will bask in true joy, while the other lives in self-loathing misery.

Deciding to commit yourself to long term results rather than short term fixes is as important as any decision you'll make in your lifetime.

I also know I'm not going to stay away. I'm going to grab onto her and let myself get cut. I'm good at pain. I'm good at bleeding, emotionally and physically.

Begin to increase your gift, talent, potentials, self-development if you want to be prosperous

Nobody needs saving, just a little bit of empathy

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

Write comic books if you love comic books so much that you want to write them. Don't write them like movies. Comics can do a lot of things that movies can't do, and vice versa.

The soul awakes ... between two dim eternities - the eternal past, the eternal future.

Even if their child is useless, parents will not find them shameful. But if you're an outstanding child, you don't have the right to find your parents shameful.