There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

I spent two months in a jail once. In a Mexican border town.

Certainly the support for research in HIV/AIDS was good in the Clinton administration, good in the Bush administrations. It just was.

Love has no thought of self! Love buys not with the ruthless usurer's gold The loathsome prostitution of a hand Without a heart! Love sacrifices all things To bless the thing it loves!

When you introduce a moral lesson, let it be brief.

Failure is in a sense the highway to success, as each discovery of what is false leads us to seek earnestly after what is true.

I'm cautious about the currency situation, oil pricing and the economies of some countries not performing as we are expecting.

I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack." "The coffin?" I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box.

Baby boomers selling your rumors of their history, forcein' youth away from the truth of what's real today

Be your own worst critic. When things go wrong it's tempting to shift the blame. Don't. Accept responsibility. People will appreciate it, and you will find out what you're capable of.

It is seeing ourselves in others that often prompts the remark, 'There's something about that person I don't trust.

Because love, love never finishes.