There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly.

It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.

If a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.

You have to have passion, go with your gut, go against the tide

People sometimes are so confident in their flawed beliefs that they get stuck - fixated - and as a result are blinded to insights that are right in front of them.

People always make mistakes when they fancy themselves exceptions.

[When I die] if I leave behind me ten pounds...you and all mankind [may] bear witness against me, that I have lived and died a thief and a robber.

Oh, no way," Leo said. "We've been sitting in a cave and you get the luxury tent? Somebody give me hypothermia. I want hot chocolate and a parka!

I have been at work for some time building an apparatus to see if it is possible for personalities which have left this earth to communicate with us.

The food pyramid is very complicated. It doesn't give you as much info in a quick glance as the plate does.

Each of us inevitable; Each of us limitless-each of us with his or her right upon the earth.