There are times that one treasures for all one's life, and such times are burned clearly and sharply on the material of total recall. I felt very fortunate that morning.

To get where you want to be, you must first know where you are.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that college is for smart people. College eats smart people alive.

We look directly into our suffering rather than try to become happy. The happiness that arises from this approach is reliable.

A woman is most beautiful when she smiles. Other than that, the most valuable tip I've learned is always use a skin moisturiser!

Michele Bachmann told reporters that she will lead the nation in prayer if she is elected president. You know if she is elected president, we all better be praying. She doesn't have to lead us.

Are you nervous about no longer being a big fish in a small pond?

There is no greater misfortune in the world than the loss of reason.

My personal attitude toward atheists is the same attitude that I have toward Christians, and would be governed by a very orthodox text: "By their fruits shall ye know them."

I mean, there's no point in sittin' around and cryin' about spilt milk. Gotta move on.

In your hands you hold the seeds of failure - or the potential for greatness.