There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Laughter is a good way to hide pain"- Leo Valdez

Food Stamp recipients didn't cause the financial crisis recklessness on Wall Street did.

Today is a good day for war to end.

I don't have a problem with big name actors coming into animation. It actually has been done for years and we are after all actors, it is just a different medium that requires a different technique.

The Beatles had an influence on everybody. You have to realize what an incredible explosion the Beatles were.

All men of genius, and all those who have gained rank in the republic of letters, are brothers, whatever may be the land of their nativity.

What is not surrounded by uncertainty cannot be the truth.

Maybe there were people out there whose love could survive anything, but mine was fragile. It needed to be nurtured in order to thrive and grow.

I am not afraid of the darkness. Real death is preferable to a life without living.

Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.