There are times when sorrow seems to me to be the only truth.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Yes, his ear. I was attracted to his ear. While I was in church. I'm pretty sure that solidifies my position as the weirdest person on the planet.

I've always believed that if you don't stay moving, they will throw dirt on you.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

If you devote your life to seeking revenge, first dig two graves.

Love and understand the Italians, for the people are more marvellous than the land.

Pride, which inspires us with so much envy, is sometimes of use toward the moderating of it too.

Remember one thing - that Sweden is performing better than the rest of Europe.

This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alaska.

Truth crushed to earth is truth still and like a seed will rise again.

If there is an exotic woman it's always a terrorist role.