There are tribes all over the world who sing and dance every day as part of their lives. And we oughta do that.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

You wouldn't think you could kill an ocean, would you? But we'll do it one day. That's how negligent we are.

You need to kiss me. All night you slept cuddled into me. You can’t do that to a man without at least kissing him.

Let me not fuss and fret at my incompetence but be still and know that Thou art God.

In the extent and proper structure of the Union, therefore, we behold a republican remedy for the disease incident to republican government.

Marriage is worse than dying. Why stay with one person for fifty years? We advise against marriage.

They say it is impossible but I've overcome the odds before.

Open borders and the never-ending parade of illegal immigrants does nothing to build the national economy or the American culture.

Even the straws under my knees shout to distract me from prayer

The work I've done, I'm really feeling the effects of it.

Beauty . . . cannot be interpreted. It is not an empirically verifiable fact; it is not a quantity.