There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

To aspire is to go back to the start of the journey when you're one lap away from the finish line, we have to begin with the end in mind and dig for for the opium goals.

To pattern government after a kingdom is not to reflect the heavenly vision of God’s kingdom

Just as like finds like, love finds love. Embrace it. Be open and giving. Accept love with kindness, grace, and spirit.

I am definitely as happy as I've ever been. Happier, I would say, than I've ever been.

I always questioned if I was CALLED to adopt, but then I realized no child was ever CALLED to be an orphan.

You need aspiration if you want to really achieve greatness in this world.

All I want is the truth, just give me some truth

If I don't do this film. I'll be acting in corsets for the next 20 years.

It is the broken heart that makes us human in the end.

I'm attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there's no shortage of that in Los Angeles.