There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.

Give me a moment I am preparing to drawback to screamLouder than a train overhead below a railroad bridge

With full appreciation, count your blessings no matter how small they might seem. Gratitude and unconditional self-love are the best gifts that you could ever give to your inner-self.

All earth-born hopes with time must pass away; prayer grasps eternal things; pray, always pray.

What I see is not what I am looking at but what I am looking with. And so my first and principal duty...is to find my eyes of love.

Well, it seems to me that the best relationships-the ones that last-are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.

Art was something I could do better. It gave me a sense of self.

I think yoga builds strength, flexibility, and calming of the mind - which is never a bad thing.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.