There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

What a tiresome place America would be if freedom meant we all had to think alike or be the same color or wear the same gray flannel suit! That road leads to the conformity of the graveyard!

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Life is a short walk. There is so little time and so much living to achieve.

My fight is not for racial sameness but for racial equality and against racial prejudice and discrimination.

And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

Bold didn’t know what he felt, it changed minute by minute.

Marriage is what you make of it, and God has many versions of what that looks like based on what different souls need, in order to grow.

I am torn in two but I will conquer myself.

I hate thinking about it, teaching about it, and writing about it. But the plain truth is that hell is real and real people go there for eternity.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Life isn't a race. It's a relay.

It's the worst thing to fall in love with someone who will never stop disappointing you.

I may be ignorant but I ain't stupid!

I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.