There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed.

Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good.

My father - I once asked him what was his greatest achievement. He said his greatest achievement was that he fought in five wars in the infantry, always on the front line, and never hurt anybody.

According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent of all that is pure boredom.

It's kind of a reflex for me to ignore my own wishes and think about other people first.

If you want to learn how to be happy, you have to know what is sadness first.

Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.

Writing a story is kind of like surfing, as opposed to the novel, where you use a GPS to get somewhere. With surfing, you kind of jump.

For three months, a person sits and looks at you, imagining a kiss.

Most of the Jewish writer friends I have are American, and I feel closer to them because they're always obsessed with one issue - identity: what does it mean to be an American Jew?

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.

I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the end, the more difficult it got. You don't see things clearly as long as you're still involved.

Love between a man and a woman is founded on the mating instinct and is not free from desire and self-seeking. But to have a friend and to be true under any and all trials is the mark of a man!

Storytelling bridges the generational gaps in ideology.

When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

In my family, misery didn't just love company, it wanted hostages.

I never lost a tennis match, I just ran out of time

It is the duty of man to raise up man.

A manager is an assistant to his men.

Millions around the world increasingly see America not as a model of democracy but as relying solely on brute force.