There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you have life and good health, you have the greatest blessings.

Like her father, Bess never forgot a hurt of a service.

Wherever your love is, so is your heaven made manifest before your very eyes.

Always have the situation under control, even if losing. Never betray an inward sense of defeat.

Anything worth putting off is worth abandoning altogether.

There's no other way but struggling, forging ahead to do the film.

So I plan to prepare thoroughly and have several outfits waiting in the wings in case of inclement weather.

Learn to listen and trust your inner voice

If we care about the average working American, then Wal-Mart matters. A lot.

In this year 1634, I purchased the moiety of thirteen houses in the Strand for five hundred and thirty pounds.