There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

In love, a divine self manifest.

There is a big evil and danger in miracle centered gospel.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

I prefer design by experts - by people who know what they are doing.

I love you to pieces, distraction, etc.

I've signed a contract with the Dutch national team until 2006. So I can win the World Cup not once but twice.

All I liked to do when I was a kid was draw.

Practice the precept: find without seeking

Be what you are. Give What is yours to give. Have Style. Dare.

Awkwardness aside, it's nice to be liked.