There are two types of computer languages; those that people hate and those that nobody uses.

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state.

A program that produces incorrect results twice as fast is infinitely slower.

The greatest performance improvement of all is when a system goes from not-working to working.

Of course it is extremely difficult to like oneself in a culture which thinks you are a disease.

[Every] hour of delay abates the fame and force of the invader, and multiplies the resources of defensive war.

I like poking my nose into other people's lives.

R&b, poetry, I'd like to do everything. But I'm an entertainer and entertaining is not just music. I can do comedy; I'm one of those guys, I can stand up there with a mic. I'm not gonna freeze.

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

The Church needs you, your enthusiasm, your creativity and the joy that is so characteristic of you.

Dimitri should have been here with me. That's how it was supposed to have been.

Without commitment, no price will be low enough. With commitment, no price will be too high.

We don't move on in the stunt unless it looks like a hit. So when I see it on TV, I'm generally satisfied that people are going to buy it.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.