There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I was 3 when I told my mom that I knew what my dharma was and that I wanted to be an actor.

I feel like I've been blessed to be able to travel with this music, so I always try to get down with the locals.

James's expedition to Scotland is wholly imaginary, though there appears to have been space for it during Henry's progress to the North to pay his devotions at Beverley Minster.

But steady-cams are very different than hand-helds, because hand-held gives you that verite feel.

I like Q&A's better than articles sometimes because I feel like I'd rather hear somebody actually talk or wrestle with.

I believe in using the entire piano as a single instrument capable of expressing every possible musical idea.

The fact that there is no such thing as a perfect anti-sepsis does not mean that one might as well do brain surgery in a sewer.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

Sometimes we make duaa for a door of dunya. When it doesn't open, we cry. Not realizing that Allah has instead opened a door of jennah for us.

Nobody's life is a bed of roses. We all have crosses to bear and we all just do our best.