There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

God is a cloud from which rain fell.

Don't let any situation intimidate you anymore, don't accept defeat anymore.

Remember that you are perfect and to start appreciating yourself for your amazing qualities.

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

I don't know if many people realize that Dolph Lundgren is a chemical engineer. He's not a dumb blond guy. This guy is smart and he's a martial artist.

You can't reinvent yourself for every movie.

Our revolution's main mission is to pave the way for the reappearance of the Twelfth Imam, the Mahdi.

Put simply, Clean Eating is avoiding all processed food, relying on fresh fruits, vegetables and whole grains rather than prepackaged or fast food.

And I was in another band called Flash In The Pan, which was soca, Latin music, down in Laguna Beach.

Anytime you get hate, send out love. Then love will come back & you'll be free.