There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

To have that sense of one's intrinsic worth which constitutes self-respect is potentially to have everything.

Well, I've ruffled a few feathers at all the institutions I've led. But I think that's part of leadership.

Grace is not something one possesses; instead, grace is something one receives.

So has the strategic decision been made to disarm Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction by the leadership in Baghdad? I think our judgment has to be clearly not.

Is love like art - something always ahead, never quite attained.

I have this tendency to take a little bit of questionable knowledge and riff on it.

Joy is being willing for things to be as they are.

Three years ago we said you'd have to think long and hard about hiring a recruiter with less than a couple of hundred LinkedIn connections. Now the same holds true for candidates in general.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

Tell the story that's in your heart, and don't hold back. Write a book the reader will want to melt into.