There aren't any fences to the imagination, and so there shouldn't be any for books.

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.

Make sure, as often as possible, you are doing something you’d be happy to die doing.

Advice for a human 86. To like something is to insult it. Love it or hate it. Be passionate. As civilisation advances, so does indifference. It is a disease. Immunize yourself with art. And love.

You reach a certain age -- sometimes it's fifteen, sometimes it's forty-six -- and you realize the cliche you have adopted for yourself isn't working.

This was, I would later realise, a planet of things wrapped inside things. Food inside wrappers. Bodies inside clothes. Contempt inside smiles. Everything was hidden away.

Flowers, after love, must have been the best advert planet Earth had going for it.

Obey your head. Obey your heart. Obey your gut. In fact, obey everything except commands.

Laughter, along with madness, seemed to be the only way out, the emergency exit for humans.

Vampire? Such a provocative word, wrapped in too many clichés and girly novels.

Dark matter is needed to hold galaxies together. Your mind is a Galaxy. More dark than light. But the light makes it worthwhile.

When it comes to youI can’t help myselfI’ve never been thisattachedto someone’s flaws

I worked hard to meet his eyes, even though they were the kind of pretty that’s hard to look at..

God answers prayer with certainty. Wish fulfillment is something else.

If you cannot improve upon the silence, do not speak.

It's a great thing when you can show that you've been successful and that you've made a lot of money and that you've employed a lot of people.

I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as God.

O Beauty, find thyself in love, not in the flattery of thy mirror.

The key to getting the most from choice is to be choosy about choosing.

I look back at pictures of myself and I remember thinking, "I was so fat when I was growing up. I was 165 pounds when I graduated from high school. I was a mess".

The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.