There aren't many pratfalls in comedy anymore.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

Be compassionate ... and take responsibility for each other. If we only learned those lessons, this world would be a better place.

I saw a limit to what I was giving as kind of a scam I was running on the KGB, by giving them people that I knew were their double agents fed to us.

The expression of vanity and self-love becomes less offensive, when it retains something of simplicity and frankness.

The Image is more than an idea. It is a vortex or cluster of fused ideas and is endowed with energy.

The United States is the best and fairest and most decent nation on the face of the earth.

Marriage is the basic building block of civilization. We are redefining it at our own peril.

As we serve our jobs we serve the world.

Growth is not merely a harmonious increase in size, but a transformation.

... in the end, Goddess is just a word. It simply means the divine in female form.

Happy the man who has been able to learn the causes of things.