There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Those who know God can smoothly adapt to changes

Follow the truth and you will never get lost.

Just at that moment she glanced towards him and saw him smiling at her, his eyes lingering on her with warmth and an indefinable something else. Her heart caught in her chest

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

Suffer the little children to come unto me and forbid them not for of such is the kingdom of God.

The modern Agnostic improves upon the ancient by adding "I don't care" to "I don't know.

Beware the writer who always encloses the word *reality* in quotation marks: He's trying to slip something over on you. Or into you.

I don't pretend for a second that I'm that great of a person on a day-to-day basis. I'm a deeply flawed human.

Slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison

Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important. Capture the good times. And if things don't work out, just take another shot.