There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Somehow the idyllic existence I envisioned never quite came to pass, but aside from the occasional culinary disaster, my marriage wasn't bad.

Don’t set your own goals by what other people make important.

The most helpless person is the one who is helpless in reforming himself.

Hamas is responsible and Hamas will pay.

If you don't give inspiration an opportunity, it will never arrive.

All intelligent thoughts have already been thought; what is necessary is only to try to think them again.

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey.

Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.

I appreciate the mistakes I made in the past cause it is shaping my future.

I'm not an actual author but an accidental one.