There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

One of life's gifts is that each of us, no matter how tired and downtrodden, finds reasons for thankfulness: for the crops carried in from the fields and the grapes from the vineyard.

Only my current situation has enabled me to accomplish the expensive task of demonstrating that the preferred sustenance of painting is painting.

Leadership is not for the faint of heart

The truth is how you say it, and to be 'one's self' is the most shocking custom of all.

If my life has got a book, I will write a word 'Super Junior' the biggest in it.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

My mom is part albino.

I felt dull and flat and full of shattered visions.

The [Bernie] Sanders campaign said you might be suppressing the vote by doing this 'cause people in those states might decide to stay home, that their vote doesn't count.

And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.