There has been no case made - based on anything other than speculation - that Iraq poses a threat.

I love my country more than anything. I spent 12 years in the United States Marine Corps. I know what it means to defend this country.

I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic.

That we have collectively failed to halt and repudiate the war in Iraq makes us even worse than the Germans.

We say that we care about the war, but we don't even really know what we're fighting for.

My goal in Baghdad was to facilitate a debate here in the United States on America's policy toward Iraq, a debate that's been sadly lacking.

One, if you attack my integrity, I will defend myself. If you attack my patriotism, I will defend myself. If you come after my family, I will counter-attack viciously, I will destroy you.

I'm someone who believes the truth needs to be heard. And if I'm empowered with the truth, I'm not going to shut up.

War is not some sort of Nintendo video game.

If people don't like the history, I'm sorry.

Iraq has not been disarmed 100 percent [but] in terms of what they [Iraqis] have accomplished there are no meaningful weapons or weapons production capability in Iraq today.

For though, I walk through the valley of shadows of Death, I will never fear. For You are in Me and I know You will never let me Go.

L.A. bumper sticker: Keep honking - I'm reloading.

Yeah, I want to be liked, obviously. Everybody does.

Deep down, I'm just a West Virginia hillbilly.

The best words for resolving a disagreement are, "I could be wrong; I often am." It's true.

When you sit back and you just do what you love, things happen

Every step toward the elimination of profit is progress on the way toward social disintegration.

Be ahead of all parting, as though it already were behind you.

Any comic is a tragic soul. Comedy is one of the things that allows one to survive. Particularly if one has been in the process of separating off the emotions, it's one place you can process them.

there are times when you have to speak because silence is betrayal.