There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt, it is mine alone.

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

I have made billions of dollars in business making deals. Now I'm going to make America rich again.

When television producers say it is the parents obligation to keep children away from the tube, they reach the self satire point of warning that their own product is unsuitable for consumption

Human beings have the remarkable ability to turn nothing into something. They can turn weeds into gardens and pennies into fortunes.

Money can run out but talent is forever

Sexy as she wanna be and she dancing next so close to me. I said please excuse, you steppin on expensive shoes.

I think what Osama bin Laden does is to take the fact that some peoples lack hope and lack opportunity, and twist it to his own ends.

I'm most comfortable definitely when I'm on the ice. I love to play. It's something that I just love to do.